Just went outside in the dark and simultaneously remembered every horror murder story and ran inside yelling at my dog to hurry up and wee I can’t deal with this every night I need tea
Do you know what?
*blinks like a mole*
The sun is shining.
The actual sun in the actual sky, I didn’t just see it on TV.
I forgot what a sunny day felt like
OKAY OKAY OKAY
*whispers in pained agony*
I JUSTED FINISHED THE BOOK THIEF
Dear Lord help me, as I may have to flee to Myanmar where I will continue to live as an illiterate boulder.
Do not read that book, if you want to live